Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
Look up and smell the breeze. Stop being a robot and do something nice for yourself or for your loved ones. Spend the next two weeks caring for something that matters.
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
That restless energy that started showing up last week is here and it's not difficult for others to set you off. You'll need some tender love and care by the end of the week. Unfortunately, you've pushed everyone away.
Pisces
February 19 - March 20
This is your month and the universe is really giving you some special treatment for some reason. Don't waste it, share your good fortune with others.
Aries
March 21 - April 19
Maybe you don't want to, but the time has come to really evaluate what's going on here. If you think that everyone is against you, maybe it because you are indeed the problem.
Taurus
April 20 - May 20
Whoa. Hold it there! You got a huge boost to your ego and you need to reel it in quick. You are a bull after all, and no one likes a bull charging toward them. Maybe go for a run and get it out of your system.
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
Stay home, don't go outside, don't talk to people. Maybe write a poem.
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
Hubba Hubba! You are quite a sensual and generous lover in the beginning of the week. That's because they can't see your crazy side with all those pheromones flooding their senses.
Leo
July 23 - August 22
You are fierce, your majesty.
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
Oh, the waterworks! So many tears, poor Virgo! I heard someone say once that tears release dopamine, so take pleasure in self-pity, Virgo, it might help.
Libra
September 23 - October 22
If you've been feeling in a love rut, things are looking up for you. Love and money come easily to you this week - it's in the air that you breathe. It does lack substance and depth, however, and probably won't last long.
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
Times are trying right now. You've hurt someone in the past and an apology would go a long way. They would really like to hear that you are sorry. You are, however, stubbornly slow at admitting your fault, so this situation will likely go nowhere.
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
Another low week for you, Sagittarius. There's water pouring down on the fire in your soul. It's no wonder you feel extinguished and blind.
By: Bad News Cat
